Firefighter M/Cs ? Yea Cool Shit

That time again dumb shits for a piece of my demented brain and the thoughts that come out of it. As many readers know Leo Clubs and myself just don’t see eye to eye. Just today while going to court I’m going through the metal detector. Well since I have tattoos all over the dumb ass cop asked- What kind of Scooter do you ride? I pause and ask him what ? He goes What kind of Scooter do you ride. Well first off you dumb shit I’m here to file some motions and I’m already aggravated about being here. Secondly I just don’t like cops. Too make matters worse you use terminology that just don’t sound right coming out of your mouth. So I said I have a Jincheng. Inside joke here I own a 2003 Softail but not telling king pork any shit even as something as small as what kind of scooter I have. Well this dumb fuck comes back and says “Honda is turning out some good stuff. Harley won’t be able to keep up for long”. Stunned because this ass thought he knew what the hell he was talking about I started to walk away. I turned and looked at him and says that’s a Chinese piece of trash you idiot now go back to being a cop cause you sure the hell don’t know about bikes. Well everyone in line had a chuckle at his expense lol.

Well lets get talking about some cool shit here. Everyone has too give our Firefighters and Paramedics their due. After all these folks put their life on the line going into burning buildings and shit all the time. These group of people are the true working class heroes.

Axemen M/C- One of the bigger Firefighter clubs out there is the Axemen M/C. This group has chapters all over the United States. Like on the job these individuals continue the cause of helping people in need through rides and charity work. A lot of the members are also involved in ABATE as well as other motorcycle rights organizations. Besides them being true heroes to those who need life saving, most of the full timers are Union Strong. They believe in working class unions which we all know represent the working man in this fucked up business only world.  You can learn more about this bunch at .

Smoke and Iron Firefighters M/C- This is one club that is the shit. They are made up of Volunteer and Full Time Firefighters. What’s even better is in big letters on their website is ” No Law Enforcement or Correctional Officers” Lol what’s not to like about a statement like that. This club is also National and was started in 2006. These brothers share a love for their career and for each other.

Leatherheads M/C – From Their about section -Leatherheads Firefighter Motorcycle Club was formed in February of 2010 by a group of firefighters, some of which left another firefighter motorcycle club. After years in the other club we felt it was straying away from being a Firefighters MC, which was the direction we wanted to pursue. After discussions were completed with the major clubs in the area our first chapter, or Mother Chapter, was formed and designated the Central Florida Chapter. The original members of the Mother Chapter are the “Founders” of this club. Always nice to see even the non profit clubs following protocol the correct way.

So what’s the moral of the story here? Why put out mentions to some of the firefighter clubs? Well it’s pretty simple fuck tards. These and the rest of the Firefighter clubs deserve mention. It’s nice to see that the brotherhood extends outside of the job. Yea I know you Leo stalkers will say that your brotherhood extends past the job as well. Problem is you cock chokers, your brotherhood is more corrupt then anything any of us have seen. It also dont help your cause that Monday thru Friday your out there trying to bust our ass and on the weekends want to act like us. Shit that was never more true then today walking into a court house and dick dribble thought he could talk shop.  I’ll never forget that morons look when I made him look like an idiot. Well one for the good guys anyways.


*Update- Two of the clubs you mentioned came from Fire & Iron mc. Fire & Iron mc started 1999. Being the original national president for Fire & Iron mc for12 years. We took rules from other Firefighter clubs and 1%er clubs and stripped them down. Fire & Iron mc was probably the second largest firefighter club in this United States. In your article you fail to mention the two original clubs who paved the way for all firefighter mc Wind & Fire mc and the Red Knights mc. Of the many firefighter mc their are several that are support clubs for various 1% clubs . After 15 years with Fire & Iron mc myself and other left and formed another firefighter mc with even less rules Dogs of Fire mc. Ride safe brother,
Mike “Caveman” Moss Nat. prez of Dogs of Fire mc

*Please check out we are a international made up of full/part time & retired EMS. Our mother chapter is in Wisconsin.
Thank you
Larry (L-TRAIN) Reed
President West Michigan chapter EMS ROADDOCS


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Bitches and Patches. Your Kidding Right?

Ah that time again where we all come together and piss off all the rubs and leos. Well while we are at it lets throw in pissing off all the women out there as well. Today’s topic is Bitches and Patches. Yes even our lifestyle isn’t immune to the progressive bullshit going on in our country. In this day and age we see cunts wearing club patches, yes even 3 piece patches at that. Now everyone can agree if it’s a full blown cunt club yea then it’s fine. Many of those have existed for awhile now. Those clubs though differ from those who accept both men and women. How in the hell can a dude prospect for one of these clubs? Take orders from a bitch in a patch? No no I’ve heard of everything now lol.

These are so called “Family Clubs”. Oh many do come to mind but I will not put them out there on front street. Ok Iron Order comes to mind but they are a bunch of wannabee pussies anyway. I’m sorry they have their “Iron Maidens” so for once I can’t use Iron Order to make an example. Nah hell with that yes I can lol. So scenario out on the streets. Since Iron Order thinks they are above the code and do not have to follow the rules that have been set for generations we have ourselves a very good scenario why a bitch shouldn’t be wearing a patch. You have a bitch wearing an iron maiden patch out by herself doing what ever the fuck they do and one of the area’s 3 piece patch clubs come up on her. See where I’m going on this? Words are exchanged and next thing you know you have a bitch laid out and patched stripped because she couldn’t defend herself or club. Well also don’t help the Iron Order are a bunch of fags and think they can break rules so that bitch wearing the patch had to pay the price.

Yes I know since the bullshit show Sons of Anarchy came out and the invent of the internet clubs have been the cool thing to do. Problem with those who thinks it’s cool too run around with patches, especially ones with bottom rockers claiming a state or city is your an open target. Before it was cool to be in a club or even a biker rules were set up to be followed since the first clubs came out. Those people are the ones who had to deal with the harassment from Johnny Law, had to bleed for what they accomplished on the street. Yea scooters were apart of it all. Most important was that patch bonded those brothers under one flag. The hell one must go through to get into a real MC is something no one would understand unless you went through it. So pardon those who have put in their time when shit wasn’t cool to the general public and they see wannabees and cunts doing something they had to bleed and in most cases do time for.

You have the new age bitches wonder why some of the old timers are sexist towards them? Well women knew their places in a relationship in the old days. They didn’t get out there trying to be something they are not in a man’s world. Sorry to say women do belong at home, shit they belong on their knees and cooking for the ol man, not trying to wear a 3 piece patch that can get them killed for something they have no idea about.  Their so called ol man should be given a dotted eye for even allowing them to throw on a patch in the first place. How the hell can a dude encourage that kind of crap anyhow, unless of course she has the balls and he is missing his.

Women the best advice anyone can give you in this lifestyle is too know your place. Yea going to Sturgis or Daytona you feel like you know the lifestyle. I’m here to tell you that a dark side exists and very well should. Originally it was the brothers that got out after a shitty work week to let out steam. It was his get away from the real world. That’s why you hear “Freedom” put out there every time someone talks about riding. It does mean a lot more then just riding to the old school kats though. It meant getting out there and enjoying life without having to hear from an ol lady on the rag.

Word of advice to cunts out there. Be careful. Ask yourself why would I throw on this patch. Why should I act like something I’m not? Do I do it for attention? Do I miss having an ol man with some balls of his own? Do I know that some people out there do not look at a bitch in a patch with any type of respect? Careful questions to consider I have to tell you. Anyone before the 90’s have a very different outlook on the lifestyle. It was a time when men were men and not pansy asses that run around now with their Iron Order Patches. I love women don’t get me wrong at all. This article is written for guidance and to provoke you to really think about what your doing wearing that patch. The things that can come about because you chose to wear a patch.


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Trend Setters in the Biker Lifestyle

There have been many brothers out there who took the lifestyle by storm. A few traits shared among all the greats were a dedication to hard work,creativity, a no care attitude about what others thought. With those qualities in mind some very dedicated people come up. Jesse James of West Coast Choppers, Indian Larry, David Mann and Ed Roth. Yea you notice dickheads at Orange County Chopper never came up in this list. They were made by reality television and nothing else. They had no talent whatsoever in many peoples eyes. Paul who? Paulie who? Lol come on they remind me of a bunch of fags at a gay bachelor party.

Jesse James- As everyone knows Jesse Founded West Coast Choppers in the early 90’s.Jesse is one of those brothers who give the definition to work. His work ethic is something to admire. He recently started making some kick ass firearms at well at his Jesse James Firearms Unlimited Company. Jesse has brought his game when it comes to making and designing guns just like he always had with his awesome chopper builds. Plus who can’t admire a brother who came up from the street that boned Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D and other celebrity hots? All of us old scooter tramps can be proud knowing one of our own got in the pants of those ladies. Bravo I say! Besides his conquest of hot women Jesse has always stayed true to who he was. What millionaire do you know who will get down in the trenches everyday and pound iron? Jesse James is a master with metal. What’s even more cool about him is he seeks out guidance from those that came before him. I really wish that a channel would pick up on the idea he had for a show about working metal and those who do it. Hell of a show it would be. Better then those other fake ass reality shows now a days.

Ed Roth-   “expect criticism; if you can’t do it get help; you don’t need fancy tools or a fancy garage; and if you fulfill your duty Heavenly Father will bless you in what you do.” Roth not only created the famous “Rat Fink” character but he also had a hand in creating the Kustom Kulture. His pinstriping skills were of legend and he was able to bridge the gap between Hot Rods and Motorcycles. Being self educated like most of the greats this brother was able to get Mattel to produce his famous Beatnik Bandit Hot Rod.

Indian Larry- The builder among builders. He was down to earth and took pride in making sure he built the best bikes around. No he didn’t build the fancy choppers of the late 90’s and 00’s. He kept to the true chopper designs of the 70’s and 80’s. His scooters made Orange County Choppers look like bikes with training wheels.  When talking about the last chopper he built. “You don’t see bikes like this that often. That’s what I shoot for, something that’s just mind-bending”. It was that kind of vision that made his scooters. That kind of vision that made us all love them.

David Mann- Who doesn’t know of David Mann being the one inspiration why many became bikers in the first place? His motorcycle art transformed a lifestyle. I can bet every scooter tramp in the world has at least one of his prints from an Easy Riders magazine hanging on the garage wall. He caught the rebellion and brotherhood of the movement to life with his prints. Any real scooter tramp to tell right away what David was trying to say in his drawings. Mann was no poser either. Being a member of a well recognized club he often included his brothers in the print. Honor and Integrity could always be found as the message trying to be put across.

Honor and Integrity is something that has been missed out on lately with these new generations of so called bikers. Many run around having no idea what those two words mean. These people run out and get a Harley because they think it’s cool. They go around calling others brothers not knowing the meaning of what brotherhood is. That’s what the biker lifestyle has lost since the old timers of old. Being a biker was a complete lifestyle choice. It wasn’t a part time thing. It wasn’t being someone who you were not. Getting on that scooter was who you were. You became apart of the machine. Molded together as one. It wasn’t a phase that someone just went through. Hopefully one day greats like the men above can inspire the next generation to become real again.


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Don’t Feds have something better to do then screw with Bikers?

It’s a very legit question referring to the title of this post. Don’t the Feds have rag heads or goat humpers to chase? Why even waste the taxpayers dime going after innocent clubs? Yes it’s Motorcycle Clubs for all you pee brained butt plugs who run around praising Jax from the Sons of Anarchy. You dip licks wouldn’t know a real club if a member was standing right in front of you. Even worse you cunt fucks would think a dick licker from Iron Order was a real club. Not only does the club make up consist of mostly LEOS, they operate by selling patches over the internet. How the hell is that brotherhood getting patches over the internet? That’s brotherhood now a days?

A REAL Club is going to be free of cops for one. Who the hell wants to be a brother with a dude who Monday thru Friday wants to bust your ass? Then on the weekends he’s tight with you? No a real club is made up of guys (Notice I said Guys? Chicks belong in the kitchen not in a patch but thats a whole different story) who’ve known each other a very long time. They’ve fought together and bleed together. They sure the hell don’t get patches offline either. Anyways no your ass is going to work for that patch. Going to laugh and cry for that patch, your going to wish you stayed home with miss cunt licking the doo out of her asshole because earning that patch will be a heartache through the Prospect Period. Yes Prospect Period you dumb shit Jax lovers.

That brings me to the main point of the blog today. When you get a club that is dedicated to each other and people have to work for the brotherhood, cops like to say everyone is a criminal. The whole dam club is a mafia on bikes and they do everything they can to entrap and fuck with the members of the club. Why? Because clubs have the rebel image and they all must be doing something according to bow tie pricks that belong to the Federal Government. They take one member of the group and if he is doing some shit they want to lay it all on the club. Rico the dickless wonders call it. Want to set brothers up for hard time because they smoke a little weed or slam a line or two. What the fuck is up with that shit? Brother wants to party and kick back and the dam FBI is all over him. Free country my ass. If you don’t conform to their ideas then they set out for ya.

Look at the shit that went on in Waco. The stupid cunts shot up a whole bar because different clubs were having a meet. It was just a Confederation of Clubs meeting and what? 9 club members or some shit were gunned down because of trigger happy pigs that couldn’t get laid in high school so they killed real men because they had something to prove?  If that wasn’t bad enough them shit stains arrested over a 150 people with no evidence at all they did anything wrong but duck and cover from the cops.

Where was the national outrage over that incident? 9 white bikers get shot up and nothing? 9 negros get killed in South Carolina and now everyone wants to ban the Confederate Flag and every statue in the south remembering the civil war. What kind of crap is that? That’s right White Bikers Lives don’t matter. Cops were so called hero’s in that instance instead of the assholes they are shooting up kids for no reason. Kind of makes you wonder just how screwed up our system is doesn’t it?

Everyone at times bitches because I’m too hard on the faggot cop clubs. Well you learned above just why old scooter tramps think the way they do about those clubs. Personally maybe the Feds should take care of the countries security instead of worrying about some hell raising bikers who work hard for their families. Work hard to get ahead and just want to let loose. Maybe cops instead of trying to be like us they should be true to who they are. Stop trying to wear two faces cause it sure the hell don’t work.

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So does a Bitch belong anywhere but on the back?

Hey there butt rapist!! It’s that time again where we come together to piss on someones cereal because they can’t take what they read. Isn’t that what America is about now a days? Everyone crying that their feelings are hurt? Well keeping with that tradition I bet Im going to piss off a lot of people with this post. Not only the cum guzzling little house wives, but probably some fake ass wannabee middle age fuck tard that licks his wives pussy on her orders.

What has happened to real men now a days anyways? For one ass nuggets don’t work any more, they sit in front of a tv and play video games all day while whacking off to internet porn. Yea I know internet porn is pretty awesome but dam put the little tally wacker away and go to work or at least send the ol lady out to make the money. Now a days these so called men would never dare put a women in her place though. To busy worrying about Mary Poppins not giving him his monthly pussy taste. Yea I know this is a whole different subject then what the post is suppose to be about.

So it’s almost 2016 and every summer you see all these women riding around with their pretty little leathers. Has times really changed that much? In the old days you would never see this kind of stuff in the lifestyle unless the bitch was some kind of bull dyke that would probably whoop your ass. Nope now you see the normal house wife on a scooter by herself. No longer are they posing on the ol mans scoot,they are actually out there acting the man. I guess women’s lib made it into the Biker lifestyle.

Use to be only time you seen a broad around was when she was on her knees giving the brother next to ya some happy times.  Riding a scooter was a man’s chance to get away from the ol lady and get out there and let loose. Now the so called brothers have to have the ol lady tagging along. Shit causes too much drama.You have this bitch and that bitch crying and whining she did this or she did that. How the hell is a man suppose to get out there and enjoy the brothers and the road? Leave the bitch at home unless it’s your side piece.

This new wave of scooter tramps need to discover their balls. This is exactly why the new age is so jacked up. Men are no longer men. Always led around on a leash. So lets do a little exercise out there. Nest time your ol lady wants to come out with you and the brothers just tell her NO! Stay your ass home where you belong. If I wanted you to go with then I would’ve asked you too. That right there will get ya laid boys. Frees you up to get some new pussy. Most of all it allows you to jump on your scooter and enjoy the piece and quiet of the road.

Now this is for all the ladies out there. You know you cum guzzlers want a real man. How it really must screw with you having to play mommy to your wannabee Sons of Anarchy baby biker boy. If he’s kissing you fat ass then he isn’t what ya need. He’s not going to give it to you the way a real man will. I know your ol man is involved with one of those Leo Clubs and you wish you could be with a real dog in a 3 piece club. A man that will just throw you down and screw your brains out until every fiber of your being is worn out. Well you wont find that with some pussy whipped middle age suit and tie playing biker on the weekends. Especially no idiot running around in an Iron Order patch or any of them other cop clubs. Best advice to give you is run and get you a lawyer. Get rid of the ball licker as soon as you can.

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Weekend Tough Guys LOL

So dick nuts time to piss more of you off this week. Been loving reading all the pig hate mail. Some of you patched LEO club members are quite the funny thing to read. But time to move on from bashing you wannabee cop clubs to something even more funny. While looking for material for the next blog I came across this video on you tube. Wannabee Brad Click on the link and watch this shit lmao. Kind of reminds me of those in Iron Order and the Punishers. A bunch of pussy drips riding weekend warrior duty for the local oink movement. Shit yea said I wouldn’t bash on the dumb shits so I will try and hold off on that.

Now in the video this dude said he found himself at the Harley shop. Wow took a long time for the balls to drop I guess. Not only is this dude funny. But he is dangerous at the same time. These are the morons (Except cops and there fake ass clubs )that go jump on a bike and wonder why they are lying on the side of the road. I’m surprised he made it the 4 miles home without getting killed. By the way don’t he look so cute in that new leather the dealer sold him? Fag nugget lol.

Shit I think Harley should be held responsible putting all kinds of shit in his head if he goes out there and gets killed on the dam scooter. At least they could’ve of done was give him the directions to the nearest bike class.

Now I have no ill will towards anyone who truly wants to get in the lifestyle. I really don’t. But the first thing people need to learn is be for real. If your not a tough guy then your not a tough guy. If your only in it for the wind that’s cool too. If your a pig cop then be a pig cop true to who you are. But the biggest thing to remember is don’t be someone who you are not. For one if you role up on someone real you might just get the hell knocked out of you. Going into bars and getting stupid drunk and hopping on your scooter isn’t a biker. Especially if your a dam new jack. Don’t take the chance of killing yourself being someone your not.

Don’t feed into all the hype that Harley tries pushing on you. For one I wouldn’t put much stock in what they say anyway especially since they are subject to a hostile takeover as I write. See they moved away from the blue collar worker and hard cores in the lifestyle so they are reeping what they are sowing. That’s another post though. Harley is nothing but a big marketing firm now. They do not put out quality products like they use too. They are just there to push the clothing and bike add ons too you. Shit they make more money on that crap then they do on the bikes themselves.So don’t feed into the bs with them. They are no longer the number 1 American Made Bike anymore.

So before you go out there and make a fool out of yourself. Be real with who you are and dont act like something your not. See ya next week