Gassy Granny Joke of the Day


At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

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One thought on “Gassy Granny Joke of the Day

  1. This is probably the wrong spot to leave this comment but it’s about a real pig of a rider.

    I was driving my car on a freeway in BC and I saw a guy hitchhiking. I slowed down and pulled over a few hundred feet ahead. It took a bit to stop as the speed limit was 120kmh and I was doing 135. Anyway I see a mc pulled over about 75 feet in front of me and don’t think anything of it. I step out of my car to wave the h/hiker to get in my car. The mc rider walks back to me and asks “you didn’t stop to pick him up did you?” I said yes. Mc rider points at a very large sign that says picking up hitchhikers is illegal. I’m thinking to myself so of a bitch seriously dude?!? So I said that I didn’t realize. But that mc rider turned out to be a pig. He shows his “power” by sliding his leather vest slightly aside and I see his cop mc insignia. I wish I’d paid attention to what club it was. I walked away to tell the hiker that I could not pick him up and why. I wasn’t about to just drive off and leave the hiker thinking I was just a douche. The hiker was cool with it and ultimately I didn’t get any ticket for my “almost” infraction. But seriously, what in the absolute fuck is wrong with that pig? He’s out for a sunny weekend ride and literally pulled over to make sure that the hitchhiker did not get any ride. And the popo wonder why people hate them. It’s uptight douches like this one that give them a bad name.
    Cheers,
    Geoff

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