Whats a biker? Whats the lifestyle mean?

By James “Topfuel”Macecari

“To thine own self-be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.”

What a powerful quote if any can be said, especially in this day and age. What’s lacking in the lifestyle? What has it become? Why all the focus on something that many just take for granted? These are the many questions that most hardcore scooter tramps have been asking since the mid 90’s. I also figure those questions can’t just be limited to the lifestyle now that I think about it, what has happened to men in this day and age? Where has honor and loyalty gone? Take a step back and really look hard what this country has become, are we really that scared to stand up for what’s right and wrong anymore? Good questions to ponder over a good blunt I’m thinking lol.

If you’ve been in this lifestyle more than say 20 years, things have really changed and become really screwed up. Cops now openly running around wearing 3 piece patches, the new generation of club members or people coming into the lifestyle, in general, is screwed up. No, you do not have to be in a club to be a biker, independents actually make up most of the population of the lifestyle. What I do remember is that men were men, we kept our word to each other, we stood our ground on things we believed to be right, you can’t really find those things anymore in this new generation. Things today are more of an act than a lifestyle for most, shit I know some women that are more honorable than some men in this lifestyle, that’s pretty bad because in my day women were stuck on the back of a scooter and mouth shut.

Do I ever think that the lifestyle will get back to its roots? No, because the new generation has been raised a hell of a lot different than those of generations of the past. Hard work, dedication to one’s beliefs, loyalty to one’s brothers or sisters is gone, swept under the rug by a generation that was raised so politically correct it can make you sick just thinking about it.


One thing I do not understand most out there, is the need to act something they are not. Let’s take all these cop clubs for example. They took an oath when they received that badge, they swore to perform the job in which they chose. An oath to scooter tramps is something that binds us, something that we put every effort into, we strive to keep our word, our dignity. This is something cop clubs do not understand the least bit. They believe because they wear that badge and were giving a little power they can do as they wish, invade a whole lifestyle that they for decades harassed, discriminated against and look at those in it as trash, criminals. So how is it all of a sudden they feel they should be accepted by those who lived through all the discrimination?

I hear many that are in sissy clubs like the Iron Order, Punishers or Blue Knights say that we served our country and it’s our right. I always take care in saying “Thanks for the Service” but who gives a god damn. Most of us scooter tramps served in every major war this country has ever fought, after leaving we wanted what we had in the service, thus the reason why the clubs starting popping up after ww2. We didn’t support those who were hell bent on harassing every brother and sister out there, that’s what you have in clubs like Iron Order and the punishers. You are knowingly associating with those who wouldn’t give a rats ass about you, especially if you realize they have the Blue Code and your not a part of that unless you wear that badge. You are associating yourself with people who over the years have gone out of their way to make the lives of hardworking people miserable, just because they dressed different or because of some bullshit the AMA pushed on everyone.

What is the meaning of the “Biker Lifestyle”? What does it mean to be a “Biker”? The old scooter tramps know the answers because they lived it, they breathed it and incorporated every aspect of their lives into what the lifestyle is about. Mind you that a club isn’t a condition on being considered a biker, Independents actually make up the bulk of the biker community. Yes, the image of the biker can arguably be tied to the MC world, but it doesn’t mean that is who you have to act like. Independents are some of the most fun brothers and sisters out there. They work their asses off during the week, jump on that scooter on the weekend and live life to the fullest. One of the biggest pet peeves I have personally is someone acting like something they are not.

So what do I mean when I say ” Don’t act like something you’re not”? Well to put it in basic terms here is an analogy. I would have more respect for a dude like that one in that wild hogs movie who got a tattoo of the apple symbol, then a dude walking around acting billy bad ass cause he just bought a new Harley and all the cute leathers to go with it. That’s not the lifestyle and it sure the hell isn’t being a biker. The whole idea of the lifestyle is to be who you are and not give a damn what others think. So why in the world act like something your not? Be true to yourself, Be true to the lifestyle in which you want to be a part of. It isn’t rocket science.

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Biker Bobs Joke of the Day

Stopped at traffic light, Biker Bob stared wide-eyed at a punk rocker crossing the street in front of him. The kid was a helluva sight. The punker had green, orange, yellow, and blue hair, elaborately waxed up into tall spikes sprouting from the top of his head.

Seeing the old biker staring at him, the punk rocker stopped and said, “Hey, whatcha lookin’ at, old man… Didn’t you ever do anythin’ excitin’ in your life when you were younger?”

“Hell, yeah, I sure did,” said Bob, “and that’s what worries me — ya see, about 20 years ago, I got loaded and fucked a peacock on a bet, and now I’m worried I could be your daddy.”



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Biker Chicks: Leather and Lace

What says freedom and rebellion like a hot piece of ass dry humping your scooter? Well us scooter tramps usually only get to see our dream bitch in a pin up or in Easyriders magazine. One in a while though a brother scores with some hot stripper cunt who instead of swinging in the club , rides his pole all night long. Times have been changing and rapid at that concerning the lifestyle. Most of the young broads feed into that liberal bullshit of a women is equal to a man. Women no longer should be stuck in the kitchen or watching the kids they say. I for one find that to be horse shit, society has gotten weak and politically correct cause a man cannot put a bitch in her place the way it was intended to be.

Now you have bitches out there starting Motorcycle clubs and putting patches on riding around like they own the joint. Well in a way they do, after all they have that pussy to bring to the table to get what they want. I guess the biggest bother about having a chick without a dick starting up clubs is the fact of the gender. No women cannot do what a man does, no women cannot stand there and say that they are entitled to be apart of a lifestyle that is specifically for a man. I have no problem with a bitch hanging out and partying. Shit none at all. But when they think that its alright to open that cum tube is when things are no longer alright. Shit most motorcycle clubs have fought over a bitch and her mouth. Even worse a lot of good brothers died because a bitch couldn’t keep the hole shut.

I’ve seen a proliferation of these so called family clubs popping up all over the place. Shit they have been running neck and neck with these dam wannabee cop clubs in recent years. This is one of those clubs that usually throw a patch on a women and treat them as equal to a man. Some of these family clubs have a prospecting period. Can you imagine being a man and having to take shit from a bitch who just last night was sucking on her ol mans dick the night before? What kind of man would you call yourself having to obey a cunt during a prospect period?

There is nothing wrong with having a family orientated riding club. Notice I said Riding Club. Our lifestyle has gotten so PC that we now allow Family Orientated Motorcycle Clubs to pop up all over. What is one of these clubs anyway? They claim to do charity work, awesome stuff right there. They claim to ride together, again awesome stuff right there. I might be old school and all but I know one thing. Why the hell bring kids around the scene during the parties? Shit who knows what the hell could happen, one example. Your so called family club supports one of the outlaw motorcycle clubs in the area or claims to be neutral. Well one of those members is seen hanging with the rival club (This has happened). Next thing you know your ass is being handed to you in a beating because you were apart of a club that had no business playing both sides. Just something to think about when bringing the young ones to your club functions.

We strayed a little off subject there so let’s bring it back to women. Some personal emails I receive off the comments section of the blog ask me. Where do women fit in? Well I think I’m the wrong person to ask since I was raised in this lifestyle a long time ago. But screw it someone needs to set all the man slaves in place. A women belongs on the back of the scooter, mouth shut (Especially when your talking to a brother) and looking pretty. That was their place then but now since men have become a bunch of bitches themselves they go out and try acting something they are not. I’ve never had a problem with someone being who they were, just always had a problem with them acting like something they were not.

Little secret to all the man slaves out there. Women like being told what to do. They like being protected and not the ones doing the protecting. Don’t hide behind your cunt man slaves. It makes you look like a punk and not a real man. Many times you would have a hell of a brother. That was until he did the nose dive into his ol ladies ass and had to ask permission to go out and play. How the hell anyone calls that freedom I’ll never know. Shit don’t brothers understand many more bitches out there to play with anyways.  Moral of the story is a women belongs in leather and lace. They are there to be pretty and slip a nut in once in awhile. Stand up and take them balls back.


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Cum Suckers-Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators

Yep old Steve Cook. Self Proclaimed “Expert” on Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs. This half a fag goes around the country under the “Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association”. I know a bunch of cops circle jerking each other trying to get themselves hard because they have to settle for chasing innocent bikers around because they never grew a pair to be one of us. Here is a dude who is only a detective in Kansas City pushing himself out there as the king of kings who knows everything that has to do with motorcycle clubs. I’m sure you seen dumb shit on the history channel as some kind of expert telling the citizens of this country that everyone wearing a 3 piece patch is nothing but a criminal. By the way I’m telling you dude is a fag. Just look at his lips. You know he’s talking a bunch on his knees to get where he is today.

Lets take a look at limp dicks website shall we? Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association.

“Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs and their membership present a unique challenge to law enforcement in the United States and abroad due to their mobility, organization, finances and secrecy.

The threats posed by these organizations not only to law enforcement but the public as a whole are great. Unfortunately many law enforcement officers and law enforcement agencies do not perceive these groups to be worthy of any significant attention because generally there activities are clandestine in nature and rarely discussed outside of their circle.

In order to properly access these organizations abilities it is necessary for interested law enforcement officers to possess the information and tools to gather credible intelligence information that can in turn be used as investigative leads towards prosecutions of members of these groups.”

So right off these dumb shits are throwing all bikers who are apart of a 3 piece patch club into the criminal category. Basically what Miss Piggy is saying with their mission statement is everyone who throws on a patch is a criminal and the public should be worried. Don’t mention though that most in clubs are hard working blue collar workers who just want to support their families and hang out with others who share the passion for the lifestyle like them.

Lets go a little deeper into Cooks motives shall we? Another part of his website states:

The Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association can provide several resources to law enforcement and private entities on issues relating to Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs.
Law Enforcement:
Expert Witness Testimony (Prosecution Only)
Specialized Training Programs
Private Sector:
Interviews for books being written on Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs
Interviews for television, radio, newspapers
Consulting services for Television and Movies
Contact Executive Director Steve Cook at 816-718-2189 for information on any of the above services.

I might be a little ignorant here. It does look like on the face value of that statement Steve Cook is looking to make a little bit of money. How can you blame him though? Bribes and illegal search and seizures isn’t bringing him enough so he has too go out there and make a living by attacking the character of Motorcycle Clubs and making them into something they are not. I really enjoy the part about the private sector don’t you? Do thinks he’s a dam movie star or something.

What is even more messed up is they even try copying M/Cs by selling their own t-shirts based on skulls and bikes. I like their cute little motto ” They can run , but they can’t ride”. What a bunch of fags lol. Whats even more screwed up is this ass writes a book about a firefighter on pills battling the Vagos motorcycle club. Wonder if they know this dip shit used their name in his fantasy book?

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Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs-Not Gangs Jackasses

It is said that Americans love their Outlaws. Yea you got that right. Why wouldn’t we? Wasn’t this country started on an Outlaw premise? The feds and other leo organizations would have you believe that 3 piece wearing patch members from motorcycle clubs do nothing but run around raping and murdering as well as drug dealing. They would have the general public believe that the charity work that the mcs do is nothing but a front for illegal activity. Yea I know leos are a bunch of cum chugging fucktards with too much time on their hands. They don’t tell you that it might be one or two people acting on their own doing the illegal stuff they claim. They won’t tell you that most motorcycle clubs do not condone anything illegal that can put the club in a bad spot.These leos would have you believe that Outlaw Mcs are just like the Sons of Anarchy show. Boy they couldnt be farther from the truth.

Ive rode with 3 piece patch clubs for over 20 years. Some small ones and even a big one. Let me tell you it’s nothing like what a bunch of leos want too push. The brotherhood is very strong in most clubs, we ride hard and party even harder. Then there is the raffles and tickets to parties to get rid of as well as boring ass meetings that can go on for hours. It’s not all the glamour you see on Sons of Anarchy. Most of the time we are hanging out together at each others houses or talking scooters. We spend alot of time with family and working. We are your normal working class men who like living and breathing brotherhood and motorcycles.

What about that fight or what about that shooting Ive seen on the news if most bikers in a 3 piece club follow the law? I did say we are working class men, on the other hand we are men of principle. We are not going to sit there and take shit from a civilian or anyone else for that matter so occasionally things happen. When shit does happen it don’t automatically make the club criminal. Thats like saying your in a bar and some drunk hit’s on the ol lady and you drive your fist into their face because he’s a dumb fuck a person should be tried under RICO statues. Yea old RICO, something the Feds love using against clubs to put them in the organized crime category.

Let’s talk about the Feds RICO statue. This is something they put together to fuck with Americans plain and simple. Basically if one person is doing something criminal they can use this statue to make everyone criminals and send them away for life. Shit I wish they would use it on some politicians. Maybe this country would start being better off. Hilary Clinton does come too mind, but of course we all know she will be getting off cause the FBI wont have the balls to charge one of their own. Nope they use it on everyday people just trying to work hard and have fun with their brothers.

RICO has been used against most of the big clubs as well as smaller ones. Many good brothers have been sent away on this screwed up law just for wearing a patch. Many clubs have to deal with leos sitting outside the clubhouse writing down license plate numbers. Even worse some have to deal with the leos following them on runs all in the effort to trip them up on some bogus bullshit.

“The Waco incident. Sgt. Swanton of the Waco Police Department effectively controlled the story of what happened on May 17, 2015, and it appears that story has already begun to unravel. Regardless of what ultimately is shown to be the truth about the events in Waco, if history tells us anything it’s that that story will not likely be broadcast as widely as the law enforcement narrative was … if at all.An old criticism about the media goes, “if it bleeds it leads.” .

This is the first time I’ve seen an article about motorcycle clubs that was actually dead on. Even more it was wrote by someone in the mainstream media. Dulaney was right. The media will never cover the real truth about the Waco incident. That train left the station when the story started turning out that the cops were all bullshitting. Funny how the media does that. When a Leo shoots a black they are all on that shit. But if it’s working class white guys the stories go off the air.

I remember reading a comment here from a reader. He said I had a big problem and attitude against Leos. Well the above answers why I have a big problems with Leos. They are out there with the God complex. They walk around treating the people who pay their salaries like dog shit. They wonder why when they try starting one of the fag Leo clubs they are outcasts. Monday through Friday give the clubs hell and on the weekends try to be them.

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Confederation of Clubs- Why it’s needed

If you’re a biker and have any worth or brains at all you know that a National and series of State Confederation of Clubs exist. Why do they exist is the first question I usually get from new jacks coming into the lifestyle. They always usually follow up that question by Why is the 1% clubs usually run the organization or have a sizable influence on the organization? You can’t put down an individual for asking and wanting to gain knowledge on the subject.

NCOM, as it’s commonly referred to just, held it’s 30 year National Convention on May 7th, 2015. The Confederation of Clubs is a Biker Rights organization that is run by bikers for bikers. “The goal and purpose of NCOM are to assist all motorcycle organizations and individual riders with legal, legislative and other motorcycling issues. The Coalition will not dictate to any organization, but will be available to assist NCOM member groups through such FREE services as legislative assistance, nationwide information network, public awareness programs, safety projects, loan program, biker anti-discrimination legal and legislative assistance, etc.” That right there is NCOMS mission statement and a great one at that.

Before being a biker was cool old scooter tramps had to endure the endless games Johnny Law wanted to play. You want to talk about a leo profiling based on looks then just ask a scooter tramp that had to deal with the little pig fuckers from the beginning of the club eras to even the present day. This is one of the main reasons Leo’s or their clubs will never be accepted by those who have lived and breathed this lifestyle since before they can remember. I can remember being pulled over because of the rag on my back and having 3 or 4 squads on the scene just to fuck with me. No speeding, No nothing, it was all over what I looked like and what I was wearing.

It was stuff like that as well as other things that led NCOM to come about. Clubs got together and said enough was enough. Time to fight these Leos and those governments who thought it was alright to mess with someone just because they didn’t like what they were wearing.

On January 27, 1986, leaders of various motorcycle groups from across America met in Las Vegas to discuss a “coming together” and the overwhelming need for a national voice to protect our lifestyle and right to ride. The National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM) was born.


So why do the 1% clubs have a major influence on the coalition? It’s real simple. It was these brothers who had to endure and fight johnny law on daily basis for the rights you enjoy today. 1% clubs have a huge importance within the biker community. Why? Because they are able to keep fuck tards from ruining it for everyone else. This is why a protocol exists when a club wants to start out and wear patches. The 1% club doesn’t do it to be dicks. The biggest reason why they do it is because they don’t want assholes running around with patches tearing the community up and ruining it for everyone else. Most of this 1% clubs have been around 50 to 60 years and know good and well what a group of cum munching assholes can do running around causing hell. Actually, it’s these rogue clubs that cause the issues we see with the dam leos screwing with everyone.

New Jacks also like asking the question. If NCOM exists then why are the 1% clubs still always fighting each other? Ncom exists for the rights of bikers against those who wish to impede on our god giving right to be who we are. It is a neutral ground where clubs can come together and discuss those issues. The major 1% clubs hopefully one day will come together with a binding peace. But alot of bad blood over the many years is sometimes hard to overcome. Could everyone imagine if all the majors finally put everything behind them and joined forces? Dam what a sight that would be. The power and unity that the world would see would never be matched by anyone out there on the streets. Scooters and brotherhood bind us together as one. Each group, on the other hand, has it’s own goals and most of the time those goals are not shared by the others. Peace would be nice but from all my years in the lifestyle, it’s something that just won’t come about. Like I said before. Too much bad blood.


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Bitches and Patches. Your Kidding Right?

Ah that time again where we all come together and piss off all the rubs and leos. Well while we are at it lets throw in pissing off all the women out there as well. Today’s topic is Bitches and Patches. Yes even our lifestyle isn’t immune to the progressive bullshit going on in our country. In this day and age we see cunts wearing club patches, yes even 3 piece patches at that. Now everyone can agree if it’s a full blown cunt club yea then it’s fine. Many of those have existed for awhile now. Those clubs though differ from those who accept both men and women. How in the hell can a dude prospect for one of these clubs? Take orders from a bitch in a patch? No no I’ve heard of everything now lol.

These are so called “Family Clubs”. Oh many do come to mind but I will not put them out there on front street. Ok Iron Order comes to mind but they are a bunch of wannabee pussies anyway. I’m sorry they have their “Iron Maidens” so for once I can’t use Iron Order to make an example. Nah hell with that yes I can lol. So scenario out on the streets. Since Iron Order thinks they are above the code and do not have to follow the rules that have been set for generations we have ourselves a very good scenario why a bitch shouldn’t be wearing a patch. You have a bitch wearing an iron maiden patch out by herself doing what ever the fuck they do and one of the area’s 3 piece patch clubs come up on her. See where I’m going on this? Words are exchanged and next thing you know you have a bitch laid out and patched stripped because she couldn’t defend herself or club. Well also don’t help the Iron Order are a bunch of fags and think they can break rules so that bitch wearing the patch had to pay the price.

Yes I know since the bullshit show Sons of Anarchy came out and the invent of the internet clubs have been the cool thing to do. Problem with those who thinks it’s cool too run around with patches, especially ones with bottom rockers claiming a state or city is your an open target. Before it was cool to be in a club or even a biker rules were set up to be followed since the first clubs came out. Those people are the ones who had to deal with the harassment from Johnny Law, had to bleed for what they accomplished on the street. Yea scooters were apart of it all. Most important was that patch bonded those brothers under one flag. The hell one must go through to get into a real MC is something no one would understand unless you went through it. So pardon those who have put in their time when shit wasn’t cool to the general public and they see wannabees and cunts doing something they had to bleed and in most cases do time for.

You have the new age bitches wonder why some of the old timers are sexist towards them? Well women knew their places in a relationship in the old days. They didn’t get out there trying to be something they are not in a man’s world. Sorry to say women do belong at home, shit they belong on their knees and cooking for the ol man, not trying to wear a 3 piece patch that can get them killed for something they have no idea about.  Their so called ol man should be given a dotted eye for even allowing them to throw on a patch in the first place. How the hell can a dude encourage that kind of crap anyhow, unless of course she has the balls and he is missing his.

Women the best advice anyone can give you in this lifestyle is too know your place. Yea going to Sturgis or Daytona you feel like you know the lifestyle. I’m here to tell you that a dark side exists and very well should. Originally it was the brothers that got out after a shitty work week to let out steam. It was his get away from the real world. That’s why you hear “Freedom” put out there every time someone talks about riding. It does mean a lot more then just riding to the old school kats though. It meant getting out there and enjoying life without having to hear from an ol lady on the rag.

Word of advice to cunts out there. Be careful. Ask yourself why would I throw on this patch. Why should I act like something I’m not? Do I do it for attention? Do I miss having an ol man with some balls of his own? Do I know that some people out there do not look at a bitch in a patch with any type of respect? Careful questions to consider I have to tell you. Anyone before the 90’s have a very different outlook on the lifestyle. It was a time when men were men and not pansy asses that run around now with their Iron Order Patches. I love women don’t get me wrong at all. This article is written for guidance and to provoke you to really think about what your doing wearing that patch. The things that can come about because you chose to wear a patch.


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