Outlaw Life: Why Iron Order will never be


By James “Topfuel”Macecari

What’s it like to be involved in the Outlaw Motorcycle Club Lifestyle? Many out there work years trying to get into one of the 3 piece clubs, most grew up dreaming of nothing more than putting on a patch and riding a Harley Davidson. The lifestyle has a mystic allure that many in the general public can only shake their heads in wonder. Just imagine if you will, being a kid riding your bicycle and you see 50 bikers riding duece down the road at 75 miles an hour, it was one of the highlights of my childhood seeing such a sight. Being from the Chicago area my first look at the lifestyle was seeing at least 75 Outlaws M/C Members steaming down Cicero Ave, the throttles wide open and the pipes screaming. From that very day, I knew what I wanted to be, I wanted to be apart of something that was mystic, something that gave the rest in society a pause.

I was fortunate, my friends dad was involved in a motorcycle club, no it wasn’t the Outlaws M/C, it was just a small one who would always be over at my buddies house. I remember always going over there when the guys pulled up, they were always real cool to the neighborhood kids. It was the early 1980s, the old timers sure knew how to make a kid feel good back then, I remember washing bikes, running back and forth getting the guys beers, most of all I remember how they always treated me. A kid could always go up to one of them with a problem or issue and get a straight up answer, answers your mother would be horrified hearing lol.

By the time I reached the age of 21, I was already hanging around a club on the North Side for a few years. It was something amazing, shit from the time I was 18 I was partying with all the guys, talk about learning about life and how people were. I always said I went to the University of Melrose Park, the streets were taught straight forward by the guys, how to survive and get by. Most important, the guys taught us about “Your Word”. Club members live to a different standard in life, they are not your average citizen who will bullshit their way through with just about anything. No, a club member, if he said it, he meant it, never any doubts.

By the time, I started prospecting the little club grew into first a National, then International club. Prospecting was tuff, even though I knew everyone for years, they treated me harder than the rest of the prospects. I remember the President saying to me, “Just because you know everyone doesn’t mean you won’t earn that patch”. At the time it sucked balls, but I’m sure glad the guys put me through the hell they did. The appreciation gained for the club and brothers during that time was priceless, still until this day I take those experiences with me.

Motorcycle Club life isn’t for everyone, especially Outlaw Motorcycle Club life or 3-piece patch as it’s referred too. The members of the National and International clubs have it pretty hard. Being a member of the club is a full-time job, traveling from chapter to chapter, going to the funerals of brothers takes time and money. This is one of the main contentions with clubs like Iron Order (Urine Order as I call them). When you are a member of a 3 piece club and put your heart and soul into it every day, then see some fake ass club out there flying that 3 piece, it burns your ass. You know you went through hell and back to earn yours, you put the work in to get the respect on the streets, then here you have some fake ass rub who is trying to ride on your coat tails. It doesn’t matter what club you are with, that shit is going to burn your ass, especially a club that lets cops into its ranks.

Iron Order will never see what it does wrong, you cannot put a cop in your club for the simple reason that they will never truly be your brother. Do you really think that cop in that patch of yours will protect your ass over his buddies? Hell no, they live by another code then us. It’s the damn Blue Code, they will always protect their boys in blue over those they wear a patch with. If that is the case, how can you call them a brother?

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I can see why a lot of why someone in Iron Order wants to wear an outlaw 3 piece patch, shit most bikers coming into the scene want to get involved in motorcycle clubs or riding clubs, people love sharing the road with others they have something in common. Hog chapters took off, numerous riding clubs through the AMA and Non-AMA, ABATE and so on. But the top of that list is the Motorcycle Club, they want to be able to feel true freedom, want to give society the big “FU”. All that is fine, but you have to go about it the right way, you have to know most MC’s are based on street law, most club guys live on the “Dark Side” for a better explanation. The biker world has so many levels of different subsets it’s mind boggling, you have your weekenders who just go out on the weekends, you have your rubs and cops who just want to act the part, but then you have that special group who lives and breathes every moment nothing but the lifestyle.

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The latter is the ones who make up most Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs, they will get upset when they perceive you stepping on their toes, they live the life every day. Club Members put in the time and effort with their brothers, it’s not just some word to throw around. Iron Order, no matter how much they try, will never fit in the mold of Outlaw Life. They can say whatever they want too, they can tell you on the pretty little website of theirs “We don’t claim territory or want anything to do with the Outlaw Clubs”. Truth is, all you have to do is look at the bullshit conduct, photos of their membership trying to be a gangster and you will have the real story. That story is a wannabee club that is mail order who dreams of being a real club one day, problem is, I can’t foresee that ever being the case. They made their bed, the name is ruined, the best thing they could do is shut it down and try doing it the right way. They will never receive any respect from the true clubs, they went about everything wrong, the internet is not where a brotherhood is made.

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Biker Bobs Joke of the Day


Biker Bob” walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window “I want to open a God damn checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, God damn it. I said I want to open a fucking checking account now!” “I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” “There is no God damn problem,” Bob says. “I just won 50 million dollars in the fucking lottery and I want to open a God damn checking account in this fuckin bank!” “I see, ” says the manager, “and is this stupid cunt giving you a hard time sir?”

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Outlaw Life: A 1%ers Take


This past week the internet has been buzzing about the shooting involving the Mongols M/C and the Iron Order M/C. The internet is abound with people on both sides talking about what went down so I’d figured I give my 2 cents on the Outlaw Life. I think I have a leg to stand on since I’ve been living it for over 20 years. All you internet tough guys try to listen up, you young guns take note and learn something. What happened in Colorado is a trend happening all over this country. You have cops who since Hollister have rode the asses of every hard working blue collar man who ever decided to get together with his brothers and party their asses off after working all fucking week to support a family.

This new modern age of Bikers don’t know shit about what it was like starting in the 60’s all the way through the 80’s and 90’s. The harassment that men before all you new jacks had to deal with to get this lifestyle where it is today was done with blood,sweat and tears. Men served hard time for what they believed in cause some faggot cop got a hair up their ass because they thought these men were all criminals. In those days if you wore a patch you were a criminal and faced Rico laws just because you were apart of the club. It never mattered that you worked a job with 12 hour shifts 6 days a week just to earn a living. You still were beneath the cocksuckers and they were gods with a badge.

If any of you New Jacks notice on any of the threads. You have alot of tough talk going on. It’s real easy to do that from a keyboard in the safety of your own home. Yes it might make you feel strong and tough. It also makes you without honor and integrity. Only a true man (Forget even being a biker) stands toe to toe against someone to defend their beliefs.

I’ve heard time and time again from some fuck tards “This is a free country and I can wear what I want on my back”. Oh really I say? Did you stupid motherfuckers earn that rag on your back? Or did you buy it on the internet like some Iron Order Fuck? Did you put in the time with being kicked,beaten,run around like some fucking mule to earn the respect and love of your brothers? Do you fucks even know what a brother is? Is it some fancy cool name to throw around? Yea this is a free country. But did you spill your blood to earn the respect for the name you carry on your back?

1%ers. Yea the AMA gave us a gift when it said “99% of bikers follow the law”. No what it should’ve of said 1% of bikers don’t give a shit and want to live life under their own terms. 1%ers today because of your cops and media label 1% clubs all criminal. That’s one thing we didn’t accomplish as 1% clubs was to push back on that notion. Every dam organization has something or someone fucked up that is going to screw it up for everyone. Shit the Moose,Elks and those old time fraternities probably have more white collar shit going on then any 1% club I know. There lies the difference don’t it? White collar and Blue Collar.

So why did it become cool to act like a “Outlaw Biker” or try to carry that image? You middle age cum guzzlers fell for all that Harley Davidson advertising bullshit. You all want to go buy your nice little t shirts and 300 riding boots and hit the road for the image more then a lifestyle. Cops caught onto this propaganda bullshit and now they want to work 40 hours busting us and the other times being us. I have nothing against anyone wanting to get out there and burning through the asphalt on two wheels. Shit not even cops. But how can you try to act something your not? How the hell do you look at yourself in the mirror? A cop has to ask themselves if they are a real man if they can’t choose who they want to be.

You want to know why Iron Order is hated in the Club World? It’s a real simple answer. They have no idea what that patch they are wearing stands for. They claim to not want territory. Why the hell wear state or city rockers? Solve the problem and slap a United States Rocker on and be done with it. Another question is how the hell can you be proud of something when you didnt earn the shit? Mail order patches for clubs might as well be like ordering from Harley. The worse thing about Iron Order is allowing Law Enforcement into it’s rank with blue collar guys. How in the world do you let a LEO into your club? Them bastards have been busting scooter tramps for ages. They have their own Blue Brotherhood, You can bet your ass they wouldn’t let you be apart of that without a badge.

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Another big question I get is “Why do 1% or the bigger clubs try to tell everyone what to do, who can wear what?” Dumbshits this is not done to try to show our ass or say we have the bigger dick. It’s because when one of you fucking SOA idiots go out there causing hell in a bar or rally the shit comes back on the 1%er clubs. The public automatically assume you twats are apart of the 1% club and we are the ones who get the fucking hassle. You knobs bring the unwanted attention to where it don’t belong. It’s that dam simple. What I think is clubs that just throw a patch on are punks, pussies with no balls. You would think it would be easier to do shit the right way and get brought into the mix with other clubs. The parties and people you get to meet are well worth the tiny bit of respect that is needed to just introduce your club properly.

Well if we go ask for permission we will be under that clubs thumb? Your a stupid fuck and moron if you think that way. 1%ers have their own brotherhood and all the problems that come with it. They sure the fuck don’t want to sit there and play boss to some other club. They sure don’t want to be brought into any bullshit crap another club pulls that can level a RICO Charge on them. It’s a simple respect thing because the 1%ers are the ones in the area that paved the way for you to wear that cut.

You want to know what a 1%ers life is like? It’s busting your ass at a job providing for your family and afterwards hanging with your brothers in the garage, working on scoots and talking shit about broads. It’s about partying it hard on the weekends and putting thousands of miles on the scooter until the dam wheels fall off. It’s about you becoming apart of that scooter and riding in rain or snow because without that bike you don’t have that identity. It’s about living your life by your terms and not societies, that don’t mean we are criminals but free spirits. We love our families, our brothers and club. Thats really the only thing that has any meaning to us. The lifestyle we built was based on that and that alone. We are not a fucking TV show, we don’t run guns or play town sheriff. Thats what our life is made of and you better believe we will do anything to protect the history of those who came before us and pass it on to the next generation.

Remember these things next time you throw a rag on. Remember these things when you think you have the right to piss on those who made this lifestyle the way it is for you. Remember it wasn’t you that had to put in the work.

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Biker Bobs Joke of the Day


Bob and his ole lady are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. As usual Bob picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks his ole lady. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’, he replies. ‘Put them back, it’s a waste of money’, she demands, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, she picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you’re doing?’ asks Bob. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ Bob responds ‘So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it’s half the price

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Biker Chicks: Leather and Lace


What says freedom and rebellion like a hot piece of ass dry humping your scooter? Well us scooter tramps usually only get to see our dream bitch in a pin up or in Easyriders magazine. One in a while though a brother scores with some hot stripper cunt who instead of swinging in the club , rides his pole all night long. Times have been changing and rapid at that concerning the lifestyle. Most of the young broads feed into that liberal bullshit of a women is equal to a man. Women no longer should be stuck in the kitchen or watching the kids they say. I for one find that to be horse shit, society has gotten weak and politically correct cause a man cannot put a bitch in her place the way it was intended to be.

Now you have bitches out there starting Motorcycle clubs and putting patches on riding around like they own the joint. Well in a way they do, after all they have that pussy to bring to the table to get what they want. I guess the biggest bother about having a chick without a dick starting up clubs is the fact of the gender. No women cannot do what a man does, no women cannot stand there and say that they are entitled to be apart of a lifestyle that is specifically for a man. I have no problem with a bitch hanging out and partying. Shit none at all. But when they think that its alright to open that cum tube is when things are no longer alright. Shit most motorcycle clubs have fought over a bitch and her mouth. Even worse a lot of good brothers died because a bitch couldn’t keep the hole shut.

I’ve seen a proliferation of these so called family clubs popping up all over the place. Shit they have been running neck and neck with these dam wannabee cop clubs in recent years. This is one of those clubs that usually throw a patch on a women and treat them as equal to a man. Some of these family clubs have a prospecting period. Can you imagine being a man and having to take shit from a bitch who just last night was sucking on her ol mans dick the night before? What kind of man would you call yourself having to obey a cunt during a prospect period?

There is nothing wrong with having a family orientated riding club. Notice I said Riding Club. Our lifestyle has gotten so PC that we now allow Family Orientated Motorcycle Clubs to pop up all over. What is one of these clubs anyway? They claim to do charity work, awesome stuff right there. They claim to ride together, again awesome stuff right there. I might be old school and all but I know one thing. Why the hell bring kids around the scene during the parties? Shit who knows what the hell could happen, one example. Your so called family club supports one of the outlaw motorcycle clubs in the area or claims to be neutral. Well one of those members is seen hanging with the rival club (This has happened). Next thing you know your ass is being handed to you in a beating because you were apart of a club that had no business playing both sides. Just something to think about when bringing the young ones to your club functions.

We strayed a little off subject there so let’s bring it back to women. Some personal emails I receive off the comments section of the blog ask me. Where do women fit in? Well I think I’m the wrong person to ask since I was raised in this lifestyle a long time ago. But screw it someone needs to set all the man slaves in place. A women belongs on the back of the scooter, mouth shut (Especially when your talking to a brother) and looking pretty. That was their place then but now since men have become a bunch of bitches themselves they go out and try acting something they are not. I’ve never had a problem with someone being who they were, just always had a problem with them acting like something they were not.

Little secret to all the man slaves out there. Women like being told what to do. They like being protected and not the ones doing the protecting. Don’t hide behind your cunt man slaves. It makes you look like a punk and not a real man. Many times you would have a hell of a brother. That was until he did the nose dive into his ol ladies ass and had to ask permission to go out and play. How the hell anyone calls that freedom I’ll never know. Shit don’t brothers understand many more bitches out there to play with anyways.  Moral of the story is a women belongs in leather and lace. They are there to be pretty and slip a nut in once in awhile. Stand up and take them balls back.

 

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Leo Biker Clubs LOL Fags! Even have a podcast.


Yes it’s that time a week to get the word out on the fags known as LEO Clubs. Or better known as Law Enforcement Clubs. Personally I think they are a bunch of circle jerks playing with the chiefs tally whacker, but hey that’s only my thoughts on them. Boy have we seen an explosion in these wannabee cum guzzlers over the years. Mr Johnny law wants to be on the wrong side of the tracks cause they hope they can finally get a taste of what a pussy is. Guess they getting tired of swallowing on the chief all the time.

Cop clubs remind me of that Eddie Murphy skit in Raw. Whoo Whoo Whoo. Pull Over, Pull Over. So in the course of doing research on these honey buckets I came across a website called LEO BIKER.  It’s quite the funny website giving all the idiots some laughter I guess and also warning the citizens of the world some things never to say to the pig fuckers when then stop you. I really like the mission statement of the website. ” LeoBiker is designed to entertain Law Enforcement Motorcycle Clubs and Law abiding Bikers. We are not affiliated or emphasize with Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs”. Lol like any self respecting club would hang or invite you fags to a party or hang out. Dumbshits!

If you really want to see which clubs are cops they even provide a great little directory of all the wannabees wearing patches on the site. Some of these clubs have some really cute names. Lets see Alpha dogs lol, Hard Headed (Guess they like to keep each other hard at all times). Iron Spartans (Ok I just wont go there on that one ), Blue Breed and the list of the circle jerks go on. They are so proud of their website it’s a shame I have to rain down on that parade of theirs. No one likes or even has a ounce of respect for them. What it must be like for their ol ladies to have to suck on those little wee wees knowing they are wannabees and can never give them what they really want.

I know I know, it’s hard to be someone you are not and I’m just a big bully according to most of these political correct dick riders. Everyone should feel the freedom of a scooter, it’s a free country I tell you. Yea I know I hear it from these pussy cum bubbles all the time. Yes I agree everyone should enjoy the wind. Yea everyone should know what a brotherhood is all about. But face it these people are the ones who want to play cop and robbers during the week and then turn around and be the people they are trying to bust. I know it’s boring being a cop, it has too be. You ride around in a squad car trying to get everyone to respect you and know it will never happen. You see a brother wearing a 3 piece patch and see a hot looking cunt on the back of the bike and you want that. Yes I can see why you want to be us. I really can. Problem is you want that and you also want to ride around in your little blue suit and screw with everyone. Gives you a set of balls I know. That badge gives you a chance to be someone you were not in high school when everyone was busy whooping on that ass of yours.

I do sometimes feel sorry for all these Leo Clubs. What? Yea I know I said it lol. Here you have individuals who don’t know what they want out of life. Even worse you have individuals who feel that the world has been so screwed up to them they have a right to act the way they want to people. It’s always funny how just a little bit of power can corrupt someone. I remember being in a drinking hole and seeing a couple of these wannabees come in all dressed up acting like a badass. Had their pretty little patches on and started talking shit to some tramps ol lady. Well dumb shits didnt expect the scooter tramp to get up and put the one on his ass. His other buddies right away pulled those badges out shouting they were police officers. I guess they didn’t expect the tramps brothers to proceed to put a thumping on their ass regardless lol.

I have to give the little piggies some advice when they are out there playing Jax from Sons of Anarchy. When you are wearing those colors don’t expect any different kind of treatment for acting an asshole just because your a cop. You choose to fly in our world then expect to be treated like anyone else . Your badges don’t mean anything when you pull them out after acting like you have a pair. Your going to get the same old fashion ass whooping like anyone else would for showing disrespect. By the way it was pretty funny watching those patches being jerked off those idiots. It really made my day. You idiots wonder way everyone can’t stand you anymore.AllCopsArePigs

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Cum Suckers-Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators


Yep old Steve Cook. Self Proclaimed “Expert” on Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs. This half a fag goes around the country under the “Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association”. I know a bunch of cops circle jerking each other trying to get themselves hard because they have to settle for chasing innocent bikers around because they never grew a pair to be one of us. Here is a dude who is only a detective in Kansas City pushing himself out there as the king of kings who knows everything that has to do with motorcycle clubs. I’m sure you seen dumb shit on the history channel as some kind of expert telling the citizens of this country that everyone wearing a 3 piece patch is nothing but a criminal. By the way I’m telling you dude is a fag. Just look at his lips. You know he’s talking a bunch on his knees to get where he is today.

Lets take a look at limp dicks website shall we? Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association.

“Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs and their membership present a unique challenge to law enforcement in the United States and abroad due to their mobility, organization, finances and secrecy.

The threats posed by these organizations not only to law enforcement but the public as a whole are great. Unfortunately many law enforcement officers and law enforcement agencies do not perceive these groups to be worthy of any significant attention because generally there activities are clandestine in nature and rarely discussed outside of their circle.

In order to properly access these organizations abilities it is necessary for interested law enforcement officers to possess the information and tools to gather credible intelligence information that can in turn be used as investigative leads towards prosecutions of members of these groups.”

So right off these dumb shits are throwing all bikers who are apart of a 3 piece patch club into the criminal category. Basically what Miss Piggy is saying with their mission statement is everyone who throws on a patch is a criminal and the public should be worried. Don’t mention though that most in clubs are hard working blue collar workers who just want to support their families and hang out with others who share the passion for the lifestyle like them.

Lets go a little deeper into Cooks motives shall we? Another part of his website states:

The Midwest Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association can provide several resources to law enforcement and private entities on issues relating to Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs.
Law Enforcement:
Consulting
Expert Witness Testimony (Prosecution Only)
Specialized Training Programs
Private Sector:
Interviews for books being written on Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs
Interviews for television, radio, newspapers
Consulting services for Television and Movies
Contact Executive Director Steve Cook at 816-718-2189 for information on any of the above services.

I might be a little ignorant here. It does look like on the face value of that statement Steve Cook is looking to make a little bit of money. How can you blame him though? Bribes and illegal search and seizures isn’t bringing him enough so he has too go out there and make a living by attacking the character of Motorcycle Clubs and making them into something they are not. I really enjoy the part about the private sector don’t you? Do thinks he’s a dam movie star or something.

What is even more messed up is they even try copying M/Cs by selling their own t-shirts based on skulls and bikes. I like their cute little motto ” They can run , but they can’t ride”. What a bunch of fags lol. Whats even more screwed up is this ass writes a book about a firefighter on pills battling the Vagos motorcycle club. Wonder if they know this dip shit used their name in his fantasy book?

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